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Stressed. Stretched. Silently Screaming?

You're not alone.
You're just doing too much—with too little support.

At work, you delegate like a pro.
But at home? You're left to carry it all.

What You Want to Say:

Why am I the only one managing school emails?

We pay for help, but I’m still drowning.

I love my family, but I need a damn minute.

Is it normal to want to scream into a throw pillow?

I don’t need a mom group. I need an operations manual.

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A private text line for parents who do it all—and are done pretending they can.

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How it Works:

Text us what's driving you nuts.

Literally. Vent it. No filter needed.

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We send back a vetted, judgment-free solution.

Could be a trusted expert, a done-for-you service, or a simple, step-by-step plan.

You get back time, sanity, and a little breathing room.

No overthinking. No Googling. Just relief.

Why Proxy Works:

Because we're not a group chat.

We’re not your mother-in-law.
And we’re definitely not going to suggest you “try a color-coded calendar.”

We respond with real help—without the judgment, gossip, or passive-aggressive “hang in there”s.

Try Proxy on us for 7 Days

No gimmicks, no hidden hooks—just concierge-level support for your home life. We’re confident you’ll love it, but if not, you walk away with zero cost and no wasted time.

We think through all the things that push you over the edge.

That never-ending to-do list

That one drawer that makes you irrationally angry

That kid activity schedule that needs NASA-level planning

That partner who “meant to handle it”

That sinking feeling you forgot something big

What You’ll Get When You Text Proxy:

A real solution, not a pep talk.

✓ A vetted expert—no paid placements, ever

✓ Private support from people who’ve been there

✓ Your brain back

What It Costs:

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$1,500

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Best for transforming your household life.

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No App. No Judgment.

Just Help.

Whether you're crying in the car, rage-cleaning your kitchen, or debating whether to outsource laundry or lose your mind—text us, we got you.

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